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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 11:25 AM

oh yeah!
exams are over!!!
n im in the comp lab now.
today check overall for maths.
got 69.
YAYYYYYY!!!
i have chance to go into double science!
cos yr end paper only got 62.
so depressing.
cried thrice for it.
so toot.
but kinda worried but science overall.
it wasnt gd for starting of the yr.
haiz..but nvr mind.
later getting bac geog.
must see 1st.
BYE BYE!!!

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

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Tuesday, October 04, 2005 12:09 PM

wad the fish.
the friendster damn laggy.
hate it to core.
im begging it now.
PLEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE.
recently the guys came up with AA.
Anti-Althea.
fish.
lame.
aiyyyyyyaaaaa....
later the friend request from melvin expire.
can go bac pp soon le!woots!

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005 11:56 AM

haiz.back.back.back.
long time no type.lolx.
thurs is his bday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN ADVANCE!
love ya forever!=D

o.okay.im going off.BYE!

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:22 PM

BOO!
im baaccckkk.
okay.i kinda got this lame sentence
cos someone, im not sure if i know the person
msg it to my phone.kinda weird?
btw.i didnt move the mp to the temporary house.
so wont be posting much.
cos the only time i can post is when im in the comp lab.

anyway.
i think i should post some of the quotes i can remember.
cos i lost the paper with them.=X

"Love ya lotts"
- Celine.(obviously a sweet pretty gal who loves everything.)
"Oh my god man."
- Weng Yi. (SEXIST!haha.kiddin lar.jus a way of speaking.lol.MAN.)
"I got something to tell you again.....I FORGOT!!"
-Althea.(okay.quite obviously me.the forgetful innocent little gal.)
"OW!my handphone!"
-Althea. (okay.im weird.saying OW cos i bump my hp on the edge of the table.typical hp weirdo.)

erm.....ayyyy...shit.
i forgot!!!!serious!omg omg omg.
i forgot the other quotes.
haiz.nvr mind.
btw.
he's sweet.=)

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:50 PM

whee.
im bac to the blogging civilisation!
or is it world?
oh well.wadever.
in the comp lab now.

cos i move house lor.
then cannot move the comp.
cos its temporary only.

going to play le.if not no chance le.
buh bye!

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

*****

Tuesday, August 16, 2005 7:27 PM

Going the Speed Limit

A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren't as many violators this day as usual. The State Police Officer sees an old car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?""Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern."Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 215."

A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night." The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely impressed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead.Curious the husband moves the lighter between the bird's legs, and the bird begins to sing-

Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire

The Advanced Baby

A baby was born that was so advanced that he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor."Are you my doctor?", he asked."Yes, I am."The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth."He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?""Yes, I am," she said."Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?""Yes, I am," his father answered.The baby motioned him to come closer, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger 5 times, saying, "I want you to know that THAT HURTS!"

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 6:11 PM

hmm.im here to complete my resolution of the week.
i think i might continue editing this part
until i got everyone's name.
i think its gonna be long.
quite long.

its gonna be in alphabetical order.

i might call u guys by nick.

The LIST.

adrain.ah beng?dots.

ahmed.hahaha.funny guy.

atikah.a gal who seems blur.but she's not!

bernice.u see.ber-nice.haha.shes nice!

boi.kester.casper.haha.vampie.

celiny.a blur queen.but is actually sweet.

cin.yeah.SIN.shes a SINNER.ah hah.

da bian.*grins*heh heh.the **** lover.

egg.i mean his hairstyle.haha.hes biondi.

eternity.he vandalises my table!!!=X

fatiha.pretty gal.

fiza.a loud n intelligent gal.=)

G u y`. meow kor.always listen to my interesting rubbish de.

haslindah.dont really know her.

hilly.manbai.lalala.

hong liang.hes not exactly loud.

imee.hehe.guess who!?!

jannah.drama mama.=P

jason.my web fren.bball freakk.

jess.my cous.annoying prat.

jian an.haha.lonely dead.haha.

jillene.another b-e-a-u-tiful gal.

jo.sporty gal.but pretty too.nice gal.

justyn.da bian actually thinks he is a shuai ge.O.o

kenneth.the good looking.ah hah.

kenny.white guy.MACHO.

LA-MOO.the cow.haha.thick skin.

linda.PRETTTTTYYYY.

livia.ah ma.heh heh.=X

marc.arc.he cant arc.i guess.crazyy guyyy.my kor!

melvin.distant cousin.nice guyy.

mich.the ---- heartbreaker.my mei.

nad.shes the natural dancer in my class!very graceful!

nas.fun guy.

nuraini.chiobu.shes nice!nicest!

nicholas.kenneth de twin bro.

OH-my-god.a game freakk.naughty partner.

pig.stuart.he snorts.hahaha.kiddin.

qingshan.studious but pervertic.haha.

rhino.ming.hes a fucker.i mean it.

sarah.haha.da vinci without the *toot*

serene.a gal who looks quiet but is quite fun.

SX`.shit xiang.haha.jus kiddin!!!

sod.yeah sot.haha.i mean madd.sweet too.

swensens.1 of the closest fren of mine.my JIE too!

SY.hehehe.hes MINE!or m i his?i dunno.doesnt matter!=P

syaq.cool rocker!

teddy bear.jocelyn.cute.hehe.

terrence.my kor!can talk to him for no reason 1.=D

tina tuna.eccentric.but funny!

trish.smarty pants!!!!!hehe.

xing xing.some1 who looks quiet but is not!

yixi.looks lik his dad.edmund chen.

zheng jun.the ghost!haha.no lar.he loves to scare ppl.

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

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2:19 PM

tml is my common test!
oh my god!i dont mean leon.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
sssssshhhhhhhiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt.

argh.i read a lot.
but none seems to EVER go in.
but nvr mind.
i must hav confidence in my brian.
as in BRAIN.

my cous is pissing me of again.
i hav the URGE to jus tell her to fuck off.
and mind her own business.
im seriously pissed off.
anyway.
i thought of DEDICATING a WHOLE entry for her today.
but i jus realise wasting time describing her to u guys
was not worth my time n energy.
although i was hoping that she would read it.
bleahh.i also thought of u guys.
who might jus puke at the sight of her.
after u read my entry of her.
she is that horrendous.

btw.i striked her off my list of ppl who i lik to talk to.
er...that list was in 1 of yesterday? de entry.
im going to make a newwww list.
n i will list out every single person.
hmm.yeah.resolution for the week.

"No man deserves punishment for his thoughts"

simplicity ;
thats the way things should be

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